Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Wanted...

Since I know there are many others out there who wish to help the RIAA in their quest to keep us safe from the scurge of music piracy... stop laughing... we're being serious here. Um, where was I again? Oh yeah, to help the RIAA out, I have created this fine composite drawing of a dreaded Musical Pirate. (Pretty scary, huh?)

If you see one wandering around, don't - for love of God, please don't - try and apprehend him yourself. Call the RIAA immediately. They're professionals and know how to handle this shit.

By the way, I created this with a licensed copy of Illustrator CS, so don't go trying to turn me in for the reward. I know you were thinkin' it, you scurvy dog...

9 comments:

Laurie said...

Damn, Shawn, why'd you have to show everybody what I look like?

I guess I'll have to go out in disguise now, instead of wearing me peg leg and me eyepatch when I'm on the high seas of songs, theiving and plundering for the best music in the world.

Shawn said...

Arggh, I always knewed yew was secretly a buccaneer... Old Peg Leg McStump the Scurge of the Seas if I'm not mistaken... You should be ashamed. Hiding behind the picture of a pretty girl like that...

Jason said...

I feel strangely safer now.

Notta Wallflower said...

Pirating music? Puh, no one does that anymore. :-P

Miranda said...

He would be more frightening if he hadn't managed to tie a rope around his own neck...

But I like his feet. I hope they'll look as nice when he ties the other end of his rope to a tree branch.

Shawn said...

Arggghhh...that's no rope...that be me earbuds from me Eyepod...

Miranda said...

Oh no! Pirates with eyepatches see better than me. I better get my eyes checked.

tshsmom said...

In our small MN town, the answer would be E. Our town is 75% senior citizens, so that explains a LOT! WI and MN share a common background of farmers and Scandinavians and that explains the "lameness". We're all pretty laid back.

tshsmom said...

Ooops, posted this in the wrong post! I'm heading for an eye check with Miranda.