Interlude

It's been nearly a year and a lot has happened. Equally true, not much has really happened in the past year. Rather than bore anyone - including myself - I've decided to use the old Hollywood trick to indicate the passing of time.

**Start dreamy montage**

(Imagine your own scenes for this. Just be sure to include some sunny days, some rainy days, some snow-filled days and end with a slightly older, fatter and tired me. Music would be helpful - I have no suggestions for you, so you're on your own.)

**End dreamy montage**