Yesterday I walked the couple blocks up to the mini-mart (aka the Our-Bags-Are-Made-of-Pure-Gold-Mart) and bought the following items:
- 3 packs of Top Ramen
- 1 gallon o' Ice Cream
- 1 2-liter Mt. Dew
- 1 big bag o' Lay's Potato Chips
- 1 Sobe soda
- 1 personal pizza (sausage if you must know)
Since I had to ask for a freakin bag, I waited until she was done stuffing as much as she could into a tiny, two-sizes-too-small bag before I asked if I could have two bags. Then I waited before asking if they had any bigger bags.