Monday, November 13, 2006

And we've got Bigfoot too...

As if thundersnow wasn't enough to shock and awe the rest of the country, we've got Bigfoot too.

Yeah, that's right. We've got Bigfoot and it's even on the news. Because what could possibly be more important than someone thinking they saw Bigfoot?

So, while the rest of you are getting buried with boring news, we're hearing about another Bigfoot sighting in Wisconsin.

You're probably jealous. I can understand that. But don't blame us for being blessed - just go out and find your own Bigfoot.

Unless you live in California. In that case, find something different to steal from us. You already took the dairy producing title away from us. Don't think we don't remember that. We know your tricks. We'll find a Bigfoot here in Wisconsin and the next thing you know there will be two Bigfoots in California.

And the best part about Bigfoot being in Wisconsin? I'll tell you. Bigfoot isn't just in some far off part of the state. No sir - Bigfoot is right here in my county. I might get to meet him if I start wandering around the woods. That would be pretty sweet, but I don't think I would tell if I did meet him. Obviously, he values his privacy and who am I to trample all over that?

Bigfoot, you and your secret are safe with me. Now, can you make some coffee and clean up the mess in the kitchen? It's the least you can do dude.

7 comments:

dbackdad said...

Must get pretty boring in Wisconsin this time of year. lol.

Laura said...

I know Bigfoot exists, I'm married to him. Those fake pictures of "sightings" don't do him justice though, and he hasn't been to Wisconsin since last Christmas, so they're totally full of shit.

tshsmom said...

Those sightings didn't occur outside that pub you frequent, did they?

SME said...

Is this the same guy that stole a deer carcass out of the back of somebody's truck?
If he is, you've got yourselves either a very hungry Sasquatch, or a very hairy thief.

Shawn said...

Yeah it does get pretty boring here in the winter...spring...fall...

Since Laura is married to Bigfoot, maybe this one is Sasquatch.

To be honest, these sightings are more likely to occur inside the pub I frequent.

This one was carrying a sheep or some such thing. He must have got it in Minnesota because there aren't that many around here and none of them have gone missing.

thephoenixnyc said...

We have so many strange things walking the streets in NYC we don't need delusions about missing link ape men.

Shawn said...

PNYC - Can't argue with you on that one...

Glad to hear that your honeymoon was awesome, by the way. Welcome back.