Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Black Wednesday...

Don't even try to talk to me right now. This is a black, black week indeed.

First, I find that Scarlett Johansson is cavorting with Josh Hartnett in the Carribean. Yeah, splish splashing around with a dork. A rich dork, granted... Gaaahhhh! That's just not right.

Oh well, it can't get worse than that can it?

Why yes it can. Katie Holmes had her baby. No, not the one that I'm the father of...the other one that's not in my imagination. How nice that the news was awaiting me on my computer as I rolled back home from a job at 5 a.m. this morning. Damn you news feeds.

All this during a week when I actually have to work for a living too.

11 comments:

K said...

Awh.

I'm pretty sure that if you call your boss and explain that the loves (plural - atta boy) of your life have crushed your will to live, and therefore, work, he will totally understand and let you take the day with pay. He may even send you flowers.

Well, I would anyway, if I were your boss.

Shawn said...

My 'boss' is actually my brother.

His understanding of the gritty, real world I live in is limited. Maybe if he got his head out of the clouds, thinking about bills and business and crap like that, he would wake up to the reality of starlets on every corner. I don't think he's grounded enough to appreciate the true pain of having to decide which ones to fall for.

thephoenixnyc said...

I saw the pics of her in the bikini. Yummy.

I heard Tom Cruise ate Katie's placenta.

K said...

I don't even have anything to say but the word verification thingy was too insane to pass up...

kbxssw

Can you see it? Reminds me of the 6th grade...

PS - tell me more about your brother and this crazy fantastical world he lives in. It's like Narnia or something...

Miranda said...

Well, the good news is that the silent birth thing is finally over.

Shawn said...

Pnyc - Totally agree with the yum and the the yuck.

Bits - It's a weird fantasy world for sure. I mean...he doesn't keep eucalyptus candles around in case Sandra Bullock drops by. She loves the smell of eucalyptus and he'll be totally unprepared.

I, however, believe in being prepared. Isn't it really just being to prudent to anticipate that Natalie Portman might call sometime? You can be sure I'll be ready for that call...

Miranda - I never heard a thing...teehee...

The Zombieslayer said...

Ms Johannson is young and dumb. Don't worry, she'll figure it out. Think how dumb you were when you were her age (I'm hoping for your sake you were not as dumb as I was when I was her age).

As for Holmes, it's a lost cause. So, so sad. :(

Miranda said...

Oh no :P

Sadie Lou said...

How could a marriage like their's even dream of lasting? Come on, Tom's a clown and from how I understand it--Katie's parents don't approve.

Shawn said...

Ahhh...the great mystery that we call love. Who knows what moves whacked out actors?

Slade said...

Maybe this will make you feel a little better: I am a woman who can't stand Josh H. I think he is a terrible actor on top of not being very attractive.

Don't worry Katie Holmes' baby is actually an alien incarnate--hey, I'm just going by the scientology rules.