Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Maybe He Can Bunk With Frist

Bush buddy Tom DeLay finally gets hit with an indictment. This cockknock has been toadying around Washington and Texas with scads of illegal and unethical money for years. It's about time he gets called to court. I hope the only hammer 'The Hammer' gets to hear comes after a conviction. Yeah, they're the Moral Party all right.

Here's the indictment.

Personally, I'm tired of these fucktards abusing their public offices and not going to jail. The most telling things so far are first that Bush Co. still supports this guy and second that his attorney's main concern is making sure that his client doesn't have to be handcuffed and finger printed. Screw that, it's a felony - face the humiliation. I've had to do that for having an unpaid traffic ticket why shouldn't he get the treatment too?


Laura said...

why shouldn't he get the treatment too?

Because he's rich and you don't matter... that's why. Fucktard is such a great word. It's right at the top of my list, along with crotchmonkey...

The Zombieslayer said...

The thing is, he'll end up in a country club prison. You ever see one of those? Some of them even have golf courses for the prisoners.

Shawn said...

L - I'm old school...I still like Cock knocker although Fucktard is a close second. Plus all the cool kids are saying it these days... Yeah, I forgot that money means more equality.

ZS - I doubt it will even come to that. I bet he gets the't convicted.

Dusti said...

Yes, I am also a Jimmy Buffett fan...Are you a Democrat?

kris said...


You always speak the truth, especially when you leave flattering comments on my blog. ;)

I agree; if there is a conviction, Bush will clone him in his lab in the bowels of the White House and send that unsuspecting twin to the slammer.

Shawn said...

K - You are truly the coolest kid in the class. Heyyyyyy.

Dusti - Buffett is awesome! I think it would be closer to the truth to say that I'm a Not Republican...the Dems piss me off too, just not as much as the Republicans.

I would just be happy with some leaders that I can be proud of and that do the right thing - no matter what side of the aisle they sit on.

Robert said...

This would all be well and good except -- Tom DeLay hasn't done anything. The charges have been trumped up by the District Attorney of Travis County who has a track record of falsely accusing politicians (on both sides of the aisle) of campaign misdealings. There is very little, if any, credible evidence that DeLay violated any part of the campaign finance law.

Shawn said...

Blah, blah, what? Robbie, that's a bit like saying that Ronald Reagan (one of my favorite presidents, by the way) didn't peddle arms to drug dealers and effed up militias in Central and South America in a direct circumvention of U.S. and international law. Give me a break...he was just too damn likeable to face the music for it.

There really should just be a law that if a Washington politician is accused of committing a crime, they just take the rap... trust me, they would all be getting off easy.

The biggest point is that DeLay is a prick. And while that's not a crime, it should be. There's a list of us that would go to jail for that. I'm hoping for a country club prison myself.

Of course he's guilty. Don't give me any of this gray area crap either. He broke laws and thought he could get away with it. He's been skirting finance rules for a long time and he's very good at it. And if he gets off... the charges that is... he'll likely go back to skirting the rules again.

Maybe we could dust Kenny Starr off and put him on the trail...if he can be torn away from the lecture circuit and cashing in on spending nearly eight years of my tax dollars only to find a dumbass president with a boner.

Even Kenny might have trouble going up against an Al-Queda defense attorney though. Tell me again how it's all just a cruel attempt to discredit an horrible... ooops... honorable man who has given so much to his country.

Now if ya'll excuse me, I'll go back to reading about my hero Che and leering at pictures of girls in thongs.

Peace out...

Melissa said...

I would like to commend you on use of the word fucktard. I generally use cockmunch - especially when in traffic.