Sunday, August 28, 2005

German Fest in West Bend, Wisconsin

I'm pretty sure this says it all...

Beer garden...and yes this woman always had this expression. Once she almost smiled, but caught herself before her 50-year record was nearly ended.

Is this crazy old guy putting down sawdust? Why yes, he is... Will the madness never end?

I wonder if they have any cute raffle girls? Indeed... And note the godlike figure of one of our fine citizens on the right. That's right ladies, there are many just like him wandering around here waiting to date you.

But they surely wouldn't dare to bring the music inside the beer tent... Ah, but they would! These are crazy-ass oompahers, they'll try anything. They had already Rolled out the Barrel and Edelweissed like madmen. Of course they were gonna storm the tent. There's no stopping men in Lederhosen.

No...no...it couldn't possibly be...a gyro!

Our idyllic little slice o' heaven...Main Street.

12 comments:

Slade said...

the gyro chick is hot...or maybe I'm just hungry

Shawn said...

Slade, Slade, Slade...never blog on an empty stomach, you'll just buy more than you need.

And did you notice that the gyro was ginormous? I'm telling you...she wants me.

Sassy said...

Musta been German Fest! Milwaukee is the place to be in the summer. City of Festivals...got fried cheese and beer! woohooooo!

Shawn said...

Sasstastic - We are truly blessed to live here in god's country, heh? How's the job going?

Josh said...

No, the gyro chick is hot. And yes, Shawn, she wants you. Also, she's just doing this to put herself through med school AND she has a heart of gold.

Miranda said...
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Miranda said...

Forget that guy!
I'm after the sawdust man.

You may say the Gyro chick is hot, but can she even begin to compete with that Wisconsin Cheese?

Laura said...

All the gyro places I've seen all have fat hairy men behind the counter - lucky you!

tshsmom said...

That old guy is just asking for a broken hip with that sawdust! I got some on my shoes, from our bedroom project, and slid all the way across our kitchen floor.

kris said...

This is so awesome it hurts.

The Zombieslayer said...

A gyro at a German fest?

We need a new superhero - Lederhosenman. He flies and he's bulletproof. But his main super power? The bad guys just can't stop laughing as they're getting beat up by him.

Jason said...

So did you share a beer with HGG?